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kool aid man

giant thing of kool aid.often bust through the wall when peter griffin is in court
peter:oh no!meg:oh no!brian:oh no!chris:oh no!kool aid man:oh yeah! judge:will everyone stop saying oh no in the courtroom 'cause the kool ad man will keep showing up!
kool aid man by futuramafan February 8, 2008

Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
Kool Aid Man by SlopNChop August 2, 2018

Kool-Aid kids 

An advert chain by Kool-Aid from the 60's to promote their highly inaccurate and racist commercials featuring "Kool-Aid kids". They usually visit other countries, and they are unhappy since they don't have kool-aid. They say: "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid. Taste great. Wish we had some. Can't wait..." Then they show a small clip of their family (actresses) drinking kool-aid and smiling to it.
Kool-Aid kids: Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Taste great! Wish we had some, can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!

kool-aid incident 

An episode of anxiety, outrage, anger, or extreme stress where one could potentially go through the wall, as would the Kool-Aid man himself.
Wow, did you see Mikey flip out? He really had a kool-aid incident!

Kool Aid Guy

The Kool Aid guy comes bursting through someone's house without warning, breaking their wall and screaming, "OH YEAH!!!". I remember when he did that he walked up to the kids and yelled, "OH YEAH!!!" and they would look all happy and walking up to them and I would be screaming, "AAAAHHHH!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU STUPID KIDS!!! HE'S GOING TO GET YOU!!". Then they drank right out of him. Thats right, they drank his dirty bloody plaster filled juice while he was yelling, "OH YEAH!!!". Shouldn't they be more concerned with what their parents will do to them when they find out there is a huge hole on the side of their house? I don't think their parents are going to believe a dancing jug of fruit punch screaming, "OH YEAH!!!" crashed through the house and made that hole.
Kid: It's so boring here, nothing ever happenens
*Kool Aid Guy comes crashing through wall*
Kool Aid Guy: OH YEAH!!!
Kid:o_O *drinks dirty bloody Kool Aid*
Kool Aid Guy by ramunematt January 7, 2007

kool aid pickle 

A term created by "NLE choppa" that means, very sloppy or "tasty".
Bitch suck a dick like a "kool aid pickle".
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Damn homie your sister said my dick taste like a "kool aid pickle"
kool aid pickle by Poppyxtempt February 23, 2019