You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

by You can go jack off with that August 15, 2009

Knowledge

Getting head

"She gave me knowldge"

by Twilight October 17, 2002

Danny Knowledge

To know something about history that no human should be able to know off the top of their head. This includes obscure events and specific dates or times relating to historical events. It can be surprising or frustrating when somebody exhibits "Danny Knowledge."

It takes Danny Knowledge to know that the Emu War began on November 2nd, 1932.

by Ony Pony June 10, 2018

Carnal knowledge

An archaic euphemism for sexual intercourse

1) A virgin loses his virginity only through obtaining carnal knowledge

2) Guy 1: I just got my diploma!
Guy 2: Nice! What for?
Guy 1: Carnal knowledge

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2020

common knowledge

Something every living person should have, but yet Sorority Girls seem to have very little of.

Everyone knows that Mecca is the Islamic holy land, except for that Sorority Girl at work.

by Angered by a Co-Worker May 14, 2005

carnal knowledge

Knowledge of sex etc. from a young age.

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge

by Matt March 11, 2004

Collateral Knowledge

When one searches for answers regarding a specific subject, but ends up learning about several others in the process.

Yeah, I was just trying to find out how to pronounce "Boise", but ended up also learning about the molecular structure of a diamond lattice. Talk about collateral knowledge...

by McHammerface October 15, 2011