johnny kettler

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

Wired up like johnny kettler!

by Syrup288 June 24, 2023

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

fill the kettle

When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.

Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.

by wapanesehoes April 20, 2018

Twin Tea Kettle (revision)

when a man is back to back with his wife and sticks his thumb up his own asshole while sticking his index finger up her asshole ( same hand ) as they both finger fuck/jerk themselves off

Dick and Jane were bored at home so a little twin tea kettle (revision) action livend up their night

by Boo Koo Dinero May 30, 2018

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010