Kabelic

Kabelic is a religion where we have 8 lords and 5 demigods. Kabelic dates back to B.I.A.T (Bingus is alive times) Our 8 lords are: Louis, Kevin, Wyatt/Beluga, Lucky, Chrissy, Riley, Monte, and Bingus. Our 6 demigods are: Jerry, Gerald, Suki, Vanessa, Macie, and Princess. Our 1 saint is St. Big Floppa (or St. Floppa)

*NOTE: Wyatt and Beluga are the same.

This is Kabelic as of now. The religion is always changing, so I will post more updates.

Person 1: "im Kabelic, hbu?"
Person 2: "Yeah me too!"

by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022

kau-klauber

A type of metaphor in which the relation between tenor and vehicle is so tenuous that the teen agent has left the slaughterhouse, so to speak. Elvis and abattoir recline in agist spurge, a cow cannot understand the bolt before the blow, i.e. ante-cere-bellum-blown-out -- the serendippitydo-dah of the youngering 70s killdren slayed and escapaded before a klein of narrative nippledumb. Thens the phrase, "cow clobber metaphor."

I just gave one. I just gave one again. (get it?)

by Morty McBluntkunt February 14, 2005

D-klaves

D-Klaves also known as DK defines a person who hates/ descriminates other people based on their attidude and/or skin colour.

"dont be such a D-klaves"

"Your Mother is a D-klaves"

"D-klaves lookin` good"

"Girl you must be D-klaves, cuz i could slam you all night"

"D-klaves in the house !!"

by Amoore December 31, 2009

Klae

A guy that is completely closed off and will reject anything different, origanal and unique.

Klae: She is so weird, try fitting in for once!
Person2: Stop being such a jerk.

by JuliefreakingAnn! July 24, 2010

Klawed

To take a set of keys and place one key between each finger and slash someone soundly about the face. The object is to leaves scars and abrasions that look like they were clawed by an animal.

Guy1: Dude did you get attacked by a cat or something?
Guy2: Man I was at the club last night, I stepped on some guys shoes and he Klawed me.

by Ohahearmethough July 31, 2008

Klavenism

When a person has an addiction for large black penis.

Ron " I think we might need to get you help"
Whitney " It's fine, i have been controlling myself lately"

Ron " You had five guys here last night, and you can't even tell me there names. You are suffering from Klavenism "

Whitney " I'm sorry, I don't even know who i am anymore"

by Grande Muchacho December 2, 2010

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003