Klaes is a very clever, sexy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. He's liberal and is also atheist.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.
He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.
He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.
He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.
He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
by Klaes' girlfriend February 4, 2010
by JuliefreakingAnn! July 24, 2010
The lizard king of elephants in fugi. Eats tassles and polyester. Ran for pope in 1978 and attemped to bend a brick. Married to Florence the toenail and has 3 kids, Agnes, Albert, and Fregley. Works as a cattail inspector and his house is made out of jello. He is also a male hooker. He likes to ride his wife to Walmart to get condoms every Tuesday.
by smooshywooshey August 23, 2010