Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

kidney basket

Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.

Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*

by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018

nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

Kidney Crosby

Noted CHC member and Instagram memer, as well as a fan of Buddy the Puffin and Zachary L’Heureux. Most famous for making “the Pulju post” as coined by Mikko

Person 1: Kidney Crosby

Person 2: Niggaaaaaaa

by Kidney Crosby November 29, 2021