kiddie porn

n. absolutely completely one of the worst things one can say about anything. 42354 times worse than bullshit.

"The Album 'MC Hammer: Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" is the biggest bunch of kiddie porn this side of the Mississippi"

by captain utah May 06, 2003

kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow July 11, 2008

Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 May 01, 2018

Kiddy pool

When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.

"Had sex with my girl last night."

"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"

by Reptar May 10, 2016

kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)

After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".

by FreeThought1984 August 27, 2008

script kiddy

In my personal experiences, a script kiddy is one who goes around to various forums, asking how to hack, w/o any previous experience with computers.
See lamer

<ranger> damn these script kiddies always plagueing my forums!

by the oldmanpanda November 23, 2003

kiddie porn

Sick shit. People who look at this should be put to death.

But hey, if you really must see this send Rationality a note, he has tons.

by Gato Negro March 13, 2005