Kansas City truck-stop

a guy with plenty to eat, lots of gifts and more pumps than you can count

girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?

girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!

by freshfromconcentrate October 27, 2010

The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkout

The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.

How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.

by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008

garden city, kansas

Small town of about 28,000 people. Here whites are actually the minority and are pissed off rednecks, but mostly everyone get's along. Very diverse town from Asians, Cockasians, Indians, Hispanics, to even priates from Somalia

Tom: Hey Jose, what do you think about garden city, kansas ?
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..

by Csiiir April 30, 2009

garden city, kansas

a boring town in western kansas...where nothing really happens and no one cares if it does, has a very diverse population, from mennonites to hispanics and everything in-between, also known for its violent wind storms and for finally getting an i-hop in 2009

jo- "what's happenin', man?"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."

jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"

by tots_93 February 19, 2009

kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler

Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .

by Kansas boi April 15, 2017

Kansas City Chiefs

The best team in all of football history! Also used for when you fuck your mom accidentally.

Person 1: Bro I was sleeping next to my mom last night, and I fucked her by complete accident!
Person 2: Ain't no shot bro pulled a Kansas City Chiefs!

by HeeHEEDUDE February 26, 2024

playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021