Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!

by jim = chunky November 25, 2003

Kankles

Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'

by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008

Kakella

Is a lyrical 'poo' 'stool' 'shit' 'keek' or 'jobby' typically sang when said out loud.

''Kaaaaakeeelllllllaaaaa!!!!!'' or 'Ohhhh we're half way there!!! Wowwww ohhhh my life is Kakella!!!!!''

by Jamash July 26, 2009

kankle-kadabra

ankle corsets for concealing ones kankles

his Kankles where so large they rubbed against the chain of his bike, kankle-kadabra fixed the problem

by electromagneticgroove December 31, 2009

kankle-denial

when someone with kankles constantly denies the fact even when all of his/her friends tell him/her that it is true.

whats wrong with Chad? He's in kankle-denial.

by smilingjew March 5, 2011

Kankle Jockey

A man or woman who prefers to have intercourse with overweight partners.

Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.

by ANA333 July 21, 2014

Krankeling

The art of rolling up a long sleeve shirt into the appearance of a t-shirt. Usually an indicator of an imminent fight.

Ah shit Lane is krankeling up his sleeves it must be time to throw down.

by What's it to ya January 11, 2017