Kaiser

Kaiser is an extrovert and always has a lot to say and carries himself with confidence, he is also very intellectual but what people don't know is that he has a shy side and typically hides his embarrassment with a joke and instead of letting people address what is embarrassing him, he addresses it first so the humiliation is less.

Kaiser's best features are his eyes you can get lost in and his bone structure. But the thing he wears best is his confidence and charm which has almost every girl falling for him.

Kaiser's typically go for the popular girls but for looks it could range from a blonde to a brunette. Prettiness is Prettiness so as long as you look good you could find yourself dating a Kaiser. Kaiser's are always horny and find themselves saying or doing the most inappropriate things. Kaiser's are down for anything and aren't the most loyal when it comes to relationships but if you're looking for nothing serious then he is the guy for you. Nevertheless as friends he will always stick by you. Get yourself a Kaiser.

Karen: I heard your dating someone who is it?
Ashley: i'm dating Kaiser i'm not sure if you know him.
Karen: How could i not know who Kaiser is. Once you meet him it's hard to forget him!

by Anonymous definitions 101 May 27, 2020

Kaiser

A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.

Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....

by kcma May 10, 2011

kaier

a chinese too smart to live on this planet. very yellow and very irritating due to all the times he will coorect while you're talking. he is a very hatefull person and will probably take over the world when the time is right.

he is too kaier
or

Heil kaier

by therealbillcosby September 26, 2015

kraizer

OMG Hes a big ass idiot!!!
Thinks FIREFOX IS LINUX only
ALSO SAYS That you cant use it for windows....and FUCK The guys a DUMBFUKCER BIG IDIOT

KRAIZER was finally banned from myg0t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by r1fkkkkk3r April 29, 2005

Kaiser Chiefs

A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"

"ohhhh, and my parents love me...na na na na na na na"

by oh stella July 15, 2005

khaizer

Someone whose a jokester and always in a happy mood but underneath the smile it’s pain

Wow look at him no one will think he’s a khaizer

by Iluvyq July 7, 2019

Kaizen

adjective
adjective: Kaizen
1.
SE ASIAN
(of a person) stupid, clumsy, or confused.

"it was kinda funny seeing how Kaizen someone can be when having to do a task they have no clue about"

by SAC9. 0 August 5, 2019