Joy Points

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009

Joy Bronte

A 18 year old with a mental state of a 2 year old which throws dead squid and is basically a knock off of Kokichi Ouma or the Nagito of the Sea. Somehow she made it into high school for surfing- Thank god she dies.

“Dammit, Joy is such a *** **** ***** ***.”

Joy Bronte threw a squid at another squid that was being thrown at Shio Okino.

“Joy, I hate you more than I hate dead squids, and I REALLY hate dead squids.”

by Pain Muffin July 6, 2018

joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."

"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.

by dw8177 March 29, 2019

Joy Bubbles

1. A noisy bodily emission of air that makes adolescents or small children laugh; usually odorless, but occasionally unbearable.

2. A manifestation of air in one’s pants.

Example 1:
Child: I think Peter just emitted a joy bubble.
Class: laughs, awe, and disgust.

Example 2:
Student: I think John is emitting joy bubbles in his pants again! It smells!

Example 3
Child: mommy, I just made a joy bubble!

by PhillySteak27 August 18, 2022

Andria Joy

a yellow skinned ape with the specie of an orangutan that was found in the jungle and adopted and is is still on the loose with animal control still trying to find her. When in human form she is slightly smart but the dumbest in the family. Says she is Indian but has the skin colour of yellow and can only count her friends on two of her fingers

Stranger 1: omg an orangutan

Stranger 2: and it’s yellow!
Jivon: ITS ANDRIA JOY

by Jivmat August 20, 2022

the joy of anal

there are many ways to go about anal. there's:

hittin the shit
tappin the crap
poundin the brown
tool in the stool
humpin the rump
nudgin the fudge
fun in the buns
loosen the caboose
willy in her nilly
goo in the poo
what what in the butt
grindin the behind
floodin the mud
cock in the sock
fruity in the booty
nailin the tail
horn in the corn
rocket in the chocolate
cum in the bum
skeet in her seat
soup in the poop
blastin her ass
spank her with your wanker
pole in the hole
gush in the tush
gung ho in the bunghole
gunk in the trunk
peek in the cheeks
reckin the rectum
pattin the scat
spewage in her sewage
herdin her turds
dong in the wrong
spurt in the hurt
mining the hiney
fuckin the muck
snu-snu in the poo-poo
bumpin the dump
sink in the stink
cack in the crack
hung in her dung
tryin the pipes
screwin the doo
peer in the rear
partin a fart
shapin the gape
heinous with her anus

the joy of anal

by vinny tests the birdie December 20, 2009