stoner: hey, ahhh, like do you have free jolys?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the hell is that?
clerk: whats that?
stoner: you know', its spanish for beans.
clerk:ohhh, you mean frijoles.
stoner: what the hell is that?
by Space cowboy trucker the 3rd March 20, 2011
A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue April 08, 2016
John and Lize are my favourite. They have what we're all looking for. They give me piece. They make me believe.
by Krkič April 04, 2021
'shes living jolies life'
by buttwatcher646962 August 02, 2017
when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
A bad or old-looking person or a person who sleeps with a married person
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston
by rio2002 November 23, 2021