1. To make a large noticeable error; to fuck something up, especially involving memory.
2. To make repeated errors and be utterly clueless about how bad things get.
2. To make repeated errors and be utterly clueless about how bad things get.
by MCQueens March 07, 2009
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
by Fete January 09, 2006
by HornyAss778 March 03, 2021
Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...
Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.
by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010
to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.
dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?
by elfonzolera July 10, 2010
The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."
by SkidMarkyMark May 02, 2006