by Dab it dabbers April 5, 2017
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Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
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(after 5 hours)
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(after 5 hours)
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Dinner at Double Javes followed by a night of consumption and competitive dunking. Consumption may take any form but it's always in excess.
Dinner at Double Javes followed by a night of consumption and competitive dunking. Consumption may take any form but it's always in excess.
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This unique dish is a delicacy for dormers world wide.
It is preferable that the dish be made by a Jared, but as long as a Jared is kept in mind during the making of the jaredilla it may still be categorized as such.
This unique dish is a delicacy for dormers world wide.
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Jared is the keeper of my heart.
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