jasper lee

one of the sexiest people alive. Has multiples six-packs and is one of the coolest men. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms. The best taste in music. The sandwich thief god. Has multiples six-packs. commonly confused with seb wong.

Woman 1: Is that Jasper Lee?
Woman 2: no thats seb wong

by bigdaper March 11, 2021

jappin

getting upset over something that might only be upsetting to you; a freak-out attack

Where in the hell is my boyfriend, I'm jappin' out; and I'm gona snap and jap on him.

by fraase April 15, 2008

Japping

The combination of a nice jerk off and then a nap.

I just took a nice jap; I was busy japping when my buddy called.

by Fama November 28, 2018

jappy

Jewish American Princess. Wealthy jewish girls. Usually gorgeous, but totally annoying. Lots of Juicy Couture and Triple Five Soul. Side pony-tail, with their curly jewish hair vigorously straightened. Nice cars, good schools. Not sporty nor country club girls. Not very atheltic. Not to be confused with preppy. A prep would wear J. Crew khakis, whereas a jap would wear Seven jeans. Probably not waif-like, but slim and with good curves. Not one to go to private boarding school, but will graduate. Always good party girls, never holding back. To sum it up, a gorgeous bitch.

Tillie looked super-jappy in her maroon juicy sweatsuit, perfectly straightened hair, and big aviators when she pulled up in her new Mercedes.

by truejap November 3, 2004

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015

jasper

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004