Offal Jim Jam

A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.

Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?

Girlfriend: Sure!

Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?

Girlfriend: Cock?

Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.

by shteyngart September 22, 2009

jam bands

Relatively crude all-encompassing term for a group of bands who are musically quite disparate. Current jam band successes include such unique groups as Phish (closer to being straight rock than anything), String Cheese Incident (electric-grass or "acid grass"), Yonder Mountain String Band (more traditional bluegrass), Umphrey's McGee (prog-rock and jazz influences), Widespread Panic (Southern-ish rock), Blues Traveler (blues and power rock), Medeski Martin and Wood (jazz), etc. The originators of the phenomenon were the Grateful Dead, and Dead successors such as the Other Ones, Ratdog, and Phil Lesh & Friends carry the mantle of the Dead legacy today. The term "jam band" is of course rooted in the fact that all of these bands "jam," or improvise for long periods of time during their shows. Other characteristics of "jam band" status include dedicated traveling fan bases, close rapport with such fans, long sets at shows, etc.

by Phil February 26, 2003

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

the jam

Used to describe anything that is awesome.

Used similarly to "it's the shit."

"Hey have you checked out that new mexican restaurant?"

"Yeah, man, it's the jam!"

by lil'le December 11, 2009

the jam

One of the defining bands of the late 70's / early 80's,

members included: Paul Weller , Bruce Foxton and Rick Buckler
Ultimately legendary!

Ann: 'The Jam' rule
Pete: yes lass, that they do

by joshindustries July 1, 2006

jam box

slang term for stereo, usually battery operated, and carried on ones shoulder... through the ghetto
see boombox, ghetto blaster

whoa player, ya'int be thinkin' 'bout touchin' ma jam box!

by joey December 2, 2004

Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

by John Y December 6, 2003