1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.
3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.
3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 8, 2005
Get the jackedmug. Short British wanker with a shrimp dick and long 5 inch forehead. Usually used as an insult or as a substitute for the scientific word, wank.
"Look at that Jack over there"
"Im gonna jack off my long hard 10 inch pussy penetrator to this hot hoe I creeped and found online"
"Im gonna jack off my long hard 10 inch pussy penetrator to this hot hoe I creeped and found online"
by JamalWithThe9Inch March 8, 2017
Get the Jackmug. by high as a kite April 20, 2004
Get the jacksmug. 
Jack is a Male name and it’s usally a boy with blonde hair. Jack is sexy and romantic. If you like a jack you better get him before anyone gets
Him cuz jack is the cutest guy at school, may be sweet but is a beast in bed. Look to fuck more Jacks
Him cuz jack is the cutest guy at school, may be sweet but is a beast in bed. Look to fuck more Jacks
Me:guess what
Cynthia: what
Me: i fucked jack yesterday!
Cynthia: no fair!!!! I want to fuck him!!
Me: WTF?? You know he is my bf am suou already have a shitty bf AKA Pedro
Cynthia: what
Me: i fucked jack yesterday!
Cynthia: no fair!!!! I want to fuck him!!
Me: WTF?? You know he is my bf am suou already have a shitty bf AKA Pedro
by Summerrocksssssslolopololooolo May 19, 2018
Get the Jackmug. Jacks are quite the charmers. You will develope a crush real fast. He will pay attention to you and once the feelings pass for you both, he becomes your best friend. Gotta love a good Jack.
by AL20000 June 24, 2018
Get the Jackmug.