Brain Itch

When you feel that your brain needs an good mental scratch in just the right place. Similar to a normal scratch, but is more mental than physical.

This can be solved with things like music, a good book/show/movie etc. A lot of playlists have been made for this purpose, but it is best to make your own.

Person 1: Ugh I'm really having a bad brain itch right now, any advice?
Person 2: God, that must be horrible, maybe you can listen to a good song?

by someone who translates stuff January 25, 2022

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

by kris takahashi April 14, 2010

gabe itch

me

i am a gabe itch said 5 times fast as possible

by 🅼🅰🅲🅺 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🅰🆈🅸🆁🆁🅵 March 13, 2020

seven year itch

The seven year icth is a point that a lot of couple go through. It is the point when you have been together so long that you are tired/bored with your partner, but you have not been together long enough to have accepted the rythem that is being in a relationship. Some people miss being single and would like a different partner. Other people just miss the freedom of being single and having no strings attached but they do not want another partner. It is a "rough" patch in a relationship.

They are starting to feel the strain of the "Seven year itch." They will get throught it if they try hard, enough.

by angie7349 March 21, 2007

mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 27, 2005

crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

{crack head's itch}

{crackheadsitch}

{crack heads itch}

by dwight mchunglow February 3, 2010

Noosh Itch

n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.

Andy, I have such an intense noosh itch right now and I don't know what to do!

by Andrewski July 22, 2006