The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro May 07, 2012

slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

tiger's itch

When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.

I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!

by IrishSchmirish December 15, 2018

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 02, 2021

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix December 31, 2006