ifach

acronym for "I found a cock/cunt hair".

I found an ifach on the toilet seat.

by Genyth of Nolana August 22, 2011

itchy corn

feeling you get, when you have not cleaned your dick for a while.

I have a itchy corn, I guess I need to see a doctor.

by iKnowBetter September 29, 2014

Itch Bitch

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.

Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!

by lKing May 15, 2014

Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

itchman

a slang word for someone of alpha status, often all the female presence is attracted to itchman, he also would have a group of males trying to be as cool as he

how come itchman has got all the girls

by itchman August 23, 2019

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020