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An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!
Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Technicality invite

1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.

2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"

2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"

"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
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Invite Competition

A challenge seen on some Discord servers where members compete to bring in the most new invites to a server, typically with rewards like special roles, perks, or prizes for whoever recruits the most people. Often used to grow the community quickly.
Yo, our server just launched an invite competition! Whoever brings in the most new members by the end of the week gets VIP access and a custom role!
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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got invite

Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )
Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too
by jamespiggott December 27, 2015
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dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.
Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.
by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
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No invite!

Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.
Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.
by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022
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