Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

Inverted Vagina by Zt2 April 16, 2015

inertia

when you can't get off the couch.

"Man, Jessica had so much inertia the other day, she couldn't even get off the couch!"

inertia by smoking-glove December 20, 2012

inverted snob 

Someone who looks down their nose on those more wealthy, simply because they are more wealthy. Inverted snobs staunchly refuse to recognise that their form of snobbery is every bit as superficial and silly as the other kind ... the only difference is, the inverted variety helps keep its adherents down on the bread line.

Don't expect to find Mary in one of the better pubs. She's an inverted snob. She'd rather have cheap beer and mould any day of the week.

inverted snob by Fearman October 30, 2007

Inverted Jenny 

Engaging in upside-down intercourse while in an airplane. A tribute to the incredibly rare 1918 postage stamp.

Billy pulled off the Inverted Jenny with a stewardess on his flight to Europe - and he finished gloriously by dunking her head in the toilet.

Inverted Jenny by bloodykansas April 29, 2008

Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

The Inverter 

When engaged with a woman standing up you quickly spin her 180 degrees so she is doing a handstand while still in her. Made famous by Kai Kishi.

1:OMG!! Kai did the inverter to me last night!!
2:Me too!!

The Inverter by Sneaux April 30, 2008

insertfancyname 

The highest level of insult. If you get called this, the only reason the other nigger isn't dead, is cause you are. One of yous gotta go.

Guy #1: LAFF, you fucking insertfancyname name
Guy #2: Nigger what? YOU GON GET CLAPPED *shoots*

insertfancyname by Magnus Gallant May 19, 2007