Teenage and twenty-something nerds who wallow in their own stupidity and enjoy raping the English language. They come all come complete with a terrible backwards sense of humor involving any "funny" picture with a caption that uses language evolving from LeetSpeak (I think...). The majority of them spend their days playing World of Warcraft, watching and making Youtube Poop videos, surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4Chan, and posting on message boards with misspelled words and annoying use of CaPs and useless nonsensical punctuation!!111one!!eleven! In short, it is a Circle Jerk of socially retarded morons who don't have a shred of individuality and so all act in the same manor to be accepted by their own kind.
Tim: What the fuck are you looking at?
Justin: Cat pictures with HILARIOUS captions! Look! Can I haz moar cheezburger! LULZ (actually spoken aloud...)
Tim: I want to strangle you.... Internet Fag....
Justin: Cat pictures with HILARIOUS captions! Look! Can I haz moar cheezburger! LULZ (actually spoken aloud...)
Tim: I want to strangle you.... Internet Fag....
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Rational people understand that the claim "There are no absolutes" is a self-defeating statement. Internet atheists? Not so much.
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Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups, viruses, and spyware.
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A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
A.K.A. IE 8
Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:
- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.
This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*
Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers
To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.
The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.
FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.
Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?
*
Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
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by SpaghettiM July 23, 2009
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Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.
Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.
"You have offended me. I will have my lawyer make your ISP subpoena you then sue this websight!!"
"lol internet"
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