Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.

Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!

by Urbantech February 26, 2009

spquarky insta

a chad sigma male who shoots 17-22 cps one of the fastest law pea mains

i can shoot 20 cps spquarky insta

by XKraxkenX November 15, 2021

Insta-Friends

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary

Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.

by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007

insta-stink

When any person rips a fart in front of a fan (rotating preferred) while an unexpecting person in the room with you gets to enjoy that sweet sweet anal vapour, hence insta-stink cause it instantly stinks.

While laying in bed with our fan blowing on us I ripped a rather large fart and the insta-stink went up my girlfriend's nose. Who needs the old fashoned dutch oven when you can use this perfect odour enhancer.

by Devon & Susan June 18, 2006

insta famous

Everyone wishes to be instagram famous. are you even a typical white girl who pretends she’s tumblr if you don’t?? who wouldn’t want to sit behind a screen only posting the best aspects of ur life pretending you have ur shiz together!?!? then to have thousands of people with they were you when in reality your a hot mess!!

“when i grow up daddy, i want to be insta famous!!”

by lovethis4me September 12, 2018

insta-rape

like ramen, but more rape.

Dude, why did she post that sketchy pic on facebook? It's like opening a jar of insta-rape.

by shoopadoop July 7, 2011

insta buddie

A good friend on the social media app/site Instagram

"Follow me"
"K"
"OMG love ur posts insta buddies for life"
👌

by Ummm.k June 2, 2014