Life Insurance

The reason why people kill their spouses

Life Insurance

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023

schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016

9mm Insurance Policy

Referring to a bullet as an insurance policy; Implying that you'll kill someone as a means of guaranteeing the end result.

The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.

DAN: You're fired!
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*

e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.

by ruralchaingang September 22, 2021

insance

rofl

by itr September 30, 2003

For Instance

A guild in which many people never do what they say they will.

OMG! SHE WAS IN FOR INSTANCE WE SHOULDN'T LET HER JOIN OUR GUILD!

by luvcran March 2, 2009

Insurance

A system in which massive multi billion dollar companies “insure” people and subsequently spy on them without their express knowledge or consent. Hence the “nce” stands for, “and see everything.”

Thank god I had insurance when I drowned in the bathtub with the hairdryer inside of my mussy while overdosing on methamphetamines made available by the Drug Enforcement Agency. There was no need to panic since the private insurance companies spy on our activities through our cell phones, televisions, lightbulbs, and appliances. Thankfully, the Air space Force took me right up and fixed the chip in the back of my head, gave me a fake cock, and even fist fucked me through the ass for my charm and wit. I’d say I didn’t enjoy it, but that would be almost as great a lie as insurance in the first place.

by scottgregorybanghart March 26, 2019