Ditch and Run

If you are in a section at a concert just above the floor, you ditch your seat,hop over the control gate,once on the floor, you hide in the crowd and hope it works or your ass is thrown out!!
Good Luck!!!

"My seat really sucks, i'm going to do a ditch and run to the floor when security is not looking!"

by almost famous420 March 5, 2009

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide

"I think today is the day I'm ditching life."

by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009

AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

by CharEast January 11, 2009

Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

by amywarhol May 12, 2011

Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007