Impala

A badass car that screams class, If you drive a 1967 Impala Convertible you mean business! 100% badass.

Unless its a 64 impala, niggas always be ruining shit. Its about class and driving a badass car not gangster shit, Also if you like supernatural fuck you. get a life and a real impala not some 4 door fuck show

Girl: What do you drive?
Me: A fucking 1967 Impala Convertible, shes baby blue ;)
Girl: FUCK MEEEEE
Me: Shes got bench seats in the front so no need to go to the back ;)
Girl: OMGGGGGGGGG IM SO WETTTTTTTTT
Me: Vrooommmmmmmmm

by MurderBladesuyjh7 July 2, 2022

impalafus

when you get a chevy impala and lick the car seats before having sex

come see my new ride, me and shorty impalafussed in it last night

by Rheghanzi January 20, 2023

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

Implementation

Where your idiot future-crime plan inevitably fails.

Hym "And what happens when people inevitably start to 'fudge the numbers', Jordan? Because you know they will. If the test you conveniently CAN'T TAKE BECAUSE YOU WILL CHEAT can be cheated, people WILL cheat. I'm like the worlds leading expert on your work. I could probably choose my own results if I wanted. What happens when the distributors of the test start taking bribes? What happens when the people who support you end up not being as conscientious as they thought? You know people are going to look the other way. And, on a long enough timeline, you know the test will be co-opted by the distributors. Who will inevitably be the government. Noisy dissident? 'Failed' the test. Now go where the people who fail the test go. And who takes the test? Well, if they aren't socialized by the age of 4 then the-children-you-pretend-to-care-so-much-about's fate is basically set in stone so I guess we just give the test to kindergarteners."

Dr JeepJorp "But the studies show that the psychopaths will take over everything!"

Hym "So we throw out the presumption of innocence and bring forth the 'Psycho-Pass'-esque dystopia. THAT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THE SHOW 'PSYCHO-PASS'! And like 'Psycho-Pass' you will inevitably get a person who tests clean but still does the things you're afraid of and what recourse will we have? Won't matter. You'll be too dead to care by then. It will fail in implementation just like the Lysenkoism of the past. Because that's exactly what it is."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2023

implebe

Nobody knows

1: "Can I implebe you?"
2: "...what?"

by bmmyes April 15, 2023

impleud

When your friend notices the subtlety and nuances in the question, that you (the sender) didnt notice

Yeah, of course I'm right, it was impleud

by Tyremy October 21, 2023

Implesesent

A word for any occasion.

Put your hands up! You're under arrest!
I feel rather implesesent.
Congrats! YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
That's rather implesesent!
How's your day?
Implesesent.

by Not Bomble January 11, 2024