imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010

consent is important

Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.

1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important

by Don't go to far :) April 6, 2021

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

Imodiaftbh

In my opinion, Die in a fire to be honest.

person 1: FUCK YOU!
Person 2: IMODIAFTBH!!!

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffff45 June 28, 2008

Imports Suck ASS

A term used by Mustang bubbas to deride all imported vehicles, inadvertently highlighting the fact that S2000s, Range Rovers, Ferraris and the like most certainly can and do make Mustangs and Camaros and Escalades suck ass.

Dude, why won't they let me order a new Camaro? Is it because I said imports suck ass?

by Silverstone Metallic May 15, 2003