Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021

musical identity crisis

When a person can't decide on what to listen to so they end up jumping all over the place.

I couldn't decide what to listen to. I started w/ ska, went to pop punk, 90s country, the soundtrack to Dear Evan Hansen, and finally settled on early 2000s Taylor Swift. I was having a full blown musical identity crisis.

by ilovetacos39 April 4, 2023

Identity

That one thing every gay high school valedictorian uses the definition of for their graduation speech

"webster's dictionary defines Identity as..."

by PenisFish13 May 14, 2022

HVID Hopping varying identity disorder

Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)

Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.

by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021

Identity crisis

When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.

This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.

Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.

I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?

by Juncture May 19, 2024

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

identity washing

The process of allowing newly obtained information, over a period of time, to change your beliefs in such a way that are you no longer capable of seeing differently than your beliefs.

After graduating from college, it was clear to her friends that Karen had been identity washing herself; she would become enraged if you disagreed with her.

by The Sarcastic Republican September 30, 2020