Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!
by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015
Get the Tom Hornedmug. A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.
by Clo-bo and Mo-bo June 3, 2009
Get the horn puppymug. 1. A familiar piece of regular use in one's glassware collection, that is not a favorite, and does not hold significant financial or emotional value.
2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.
2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.
Man 1: Man, I am so sorry. I dropped your bowl on the floor and it shattered.
Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.
You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!
Me: A veritable weed-horn!
Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.
You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!
Me: A veritable weed-horn!
by DerDoktor January 27, 2014
Get the weed hornmug. "Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"
"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"
"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"
by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017
Get the Giraffe hornmug. by Hornworm April 21, 2014
Get the horn wormmug. Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010
Get the Ashley Hornemug. an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.
horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.
by geek.neo April 25, 2010
Get the horn happymug.