Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 16, 2010

hoof you in the nuts

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

by de99 April 24, 2017

Shaggy Fig-Hoof

Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.

"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."

by SgtDangles January 05, 2017

hoof that pulpy load

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.

your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load

by leahbiiiiiiiia June 13, 2010

Hoof Cock

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

by Step-Sister fister November 07, 2010

Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020