Hollister

A clothing store similar to Abercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle that sells surf-wear for people who don't surf. Commonly worn by douchebags. Hollister is also known for paying its' employees to stand at the entrance of the store wearing clothes sold by the store and pose with the mannequins to attract potential customers.

Tim: That guy probably surfs, he just walked out of Hollister with some pre-torn jeans.

Jim: Nah, people who actually surf wear brands like Reef and O'Neill and Quiksilver.

by punch145 July 15, 2009

Hovis

As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.

Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.

by eeble May 13, 2011

hollister

It is a deceptive marketing campaign made by none other than the clothing store based on a town that has nothing to do with surfing. If it was santa cruz then yes that is a surf town. The real hollister is a cow town in the middle of nowhere where people do their surfing on ponds. The population consists of latinos and anglos who have nothing else to do but cow tip. Please do not buy this product. This Hollister campaign is spread like wildfire throughout the nation even though there is a simple tool called mapquest and find out that hollister is NOT on the coast.

Anyone who either wears hollister in or near the hollister area thanks for the laughs you are being conned and duped...

-Is that hollister?
yes
-What is hollister?
I heard it is a surf town.
-Go to mapquest check it out and see that Hollister is NOT a surftown, I've been there it is nothing but cows.
Ok I will check it out...

by orderofchaos January 17, 2008

Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking man who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, Aeropostale, etc. to achieve that “worn” look, but is too stuck up to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, only drink Starbucks, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool - partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”

EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES: The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30 something men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.

by Bex Nicole August 5, 2009

Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As is Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.

Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.

by Arkayen February 19, 2008

Hollister

the biggest disgrace to surf culture. its just a marketing ploy by abercrombie and fitch to sell surfing cause its so damn "cool"! i'm sick and tired and seeing the name on my hometown on a shirt worn by a guy who looks like he's never seen the ocean. anyone who shops here is poser. you kooks probably wouldnt last a second out in the water even its only waist high! Quit embarassing us real surfers and skaters.

"Hey brah, I just bought some radical clothes at Hollister! Lets go surf some of those poounding waves at Malibu! Yaaaaaah! I'm such a gnarly surfer dude."
ME: "Go back to Ohio kook."

by K-Rhino February 4, 2007

hollister co.

Hollister is a store that sells southern Cali beachy wear. All you people that say anyone who shops there is a sucker for super high prices for stupid clothing that all say hollister across the chest (most of there stuff does not,) well you should maybe get to know the people that shop there and some of us actually are educated bright people - not all dumb blondes. Why don't you actually go into the store or visit the website and see wat the clothes LOOK like instead of just being freakin' biased cuz you think its cool, it's not! And you're not going to make more friends that way, just a hell lot more enemies. If we wnt to wear the clothing LET US WEAR IT!!!!!

Sara: Cool skirt Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks
Rebecca: Why te hell do you guys wear that crap? It's from Holliser!
Sara: You don't need to put people down to make you feel better about yourself.
Rebecca: Whatever

by Gabbs July 8, 2005