hip-hobbit

That black elf-rock stuff from Norway set to hip-hop

"THE BOILING LOG
THAT CRUSHED THE ORC
DID BEAR THE WIZARDS HEX"

"Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat!"

"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"

by nick barrett January 11, 2007

Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017

Lil hobbit ass

The absolute most demeaning insult a human being could say to a fellow human.

Sam: hey guys! What are you up to?
You: shut the fuck up you lil hobbit ass

by Mishpace December 14, 2017

pervy hobbit fancier

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild

Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004

Basement hobbit

A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.

Example #1;

Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"

Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."

Example #2;

Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"

Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009