by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

A term for smoking weed.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011

That millionaire hobbit was just released from jail today and thinks he is buying a brand new vehicle with black rims.
by Violator123 June 14, 2019

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.
The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.
by OGDH September 9, 2022

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014
