Triple Hitter

A guy that sticks his penis in all a girls holes.

Mike is a Triple Hitter, Wendy. You really want it in your mouth, vagina, and ass?

by Dave720 May 12, 2016

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

Hitter

When anything you post (photos, status updates, etc.) on any social networking site (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) gets 10 or more comments from 5 or more people.

guy1: did you see my latest facebook entry about loopt?
guy2: yeah that was a real hitter!

girl1: should i comment on her new profile photo?
girl2: you dont have to, it's already a hitter.

guy3: my status update only got 9 comments on it!
guy4: that's not a hitter.

by jrodski33 December 3, 2009

Hittie

someone is talking shit, so they are hitting you with shit

your friend - 'yea i pulled 10 girls lastnight

you - 'your such a hittie'

by Big Dawg Bizzle January 20, 2010

Switch Hitter

When Mexican Americans, Chicanos (or any nationality) owns a "low rider" which operates using hydraulic switches. In Southern California in the 1950s and early '60s, young Chicanos created a car style called "lowrider" that expressed the pride and playfulness of Mexican American culture.
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!

Hey, look at that badass switch hitter!

I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!

by ItsMelanieBihh February 1, 2021

Switch Hitter

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."

Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.

by NymphieLady March 30, 2011

Switch Hitter

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.

Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.

by iDiddle June 14, 2018