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The feeling in the body is unknown. Feeling everything at once; happy, hungry, anxious, mad, tired.
Greg got very hibbity after knowing his mom would be home after school.
Hibbity by ekpotree March 31, 2010
A sickeningly cute and sappy form of the word "husband".

This is a word to be avoided at all costs, never to be spoken, and will hopefully someday disappear from human vocabulary.

It's not cute, it's not endearing, and it's not sweet.

Seriously, it sounds f'ing STUPID when you say it. It smacks of middle-aged domesticity, desperate girls, homebody-military wives, and worthless people.

In addition, you sound EXTREMELY uneducated and hick-ish. Girls, do yourselves a huge favor - boycott this word.
I swear, every time you even think about saying this word you're setting women's rights back twenty years.
"That guy I married, he's my hubby."

"Oh, isn't my hubby a cutie??? I just love him!"

"I'd better do what my hubby says, he knows best"
hubby by kirE August 26, 2007
Most husbands have names – John, Dave, Benoît, even – but if someone really wants you to know they have one, that dude will be known only as “Hubby”. It’s used by those recently wed and bizarrely anxious to show they’re settled and sorted. First recorded in 1600, in 2017 “Hubby” is wrapped in “I have one, you dont” smugness, a fast-forward to the kind of cosy resentment only 20 years of marriage can bring you. Listen carefully, and you can almost hear Hubby’s slippers shuffling towards you – even though he’s only 29.
Stacy: Oh look how nice my HUBBY is.

Blake: man you just made me cringe so bad "seizure"
hubby by talk real shit October 22, 2020
A term for a husband. Used exclusively by women who have an underdeveloped sense of self and who have come, to some degree, to define themselves by whom they marry. These women look to their hubbies for happiness and constant reassurance. Without some hubby or other in their lives, these women would not know how to lead a meaningful life. They therefore tend to exaggerate the good qualities in their spouse, i.e. their hubbies are special to them only because they're so insecure about their lives.
My hubby is out of town, I don't know how to occupy myself without him.

My hubby! Hubby!
hubby by guht3455 August 25, 2010

well-a-hibbidy-dibbidy-jibbidy 

the only thing you could understand said by a black man on a japanese cartooon.

hobby farmer 

Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
hobby farmer by xpanda1982 August 7, 2014