Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Knut Herman

This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.

He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.

A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.

Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.

Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.

by Traktor December 4, 2019

Herman

The last name to Charlie

that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude

by susantookthekids April 4, 2019

Herman

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.

crowd (whispering):

Hey is that Suzie's generous cowboy?
- Yes, thats Herman.

by Krkič January 13, 2020

Herman

the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.

random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit”

random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”

by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020

Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼

Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman

by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020