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Hillbilly clothes washing

is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.
Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.

Person#2 Haha, nice.
by XxLxX November 29, 2011
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hillbilly rich

Similar to hood rich, except involving rural whites. If you see a doule wide with a collapsing roof, but 4 new cars in the driveway, you know that you are driving by a hillbilly rich family's domicile. Just as is the case with those who are hood rich, the realities of one's personal finances is unimportant. As a result, most who are hillbilly rich have atrocious credit and have possessions repossessed frequently.
My cousins are so hillbilly rich that they cant afford to pay their electric bill. They would have had the money to, but then they bought a new Tahoe (they had to get something to replace the Mustang the repo guys came and got). I cant blame them, though, because it would be more fun to be hillbilly rich than poor.
by lacoste_lover December 12, 2005
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HillBilly Clinton

What will be in the White House if (and when) Hilary Clinton wins the election...
"I saw HillBilly Clinton on tv today"
by Blah-blah February 4, 2008
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Hillbilly Handshake

The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.
Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
by SpiesTigerVillain June 18, 2013
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hillbilly funk

Rhythmically driven musical form where bayou patois & lyrical storytelling meet percussive bass fundamentals and electric guitar played in an aggressive, staccato manner.
The Jerry Reed tune "Amos Moses" is a prime example of hillbilly funk.
by AdnanBey August 12, 2008
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neal hillbilly oakley

A boy who loves grandpa's hot sweaty cock
by Mary Poppins March 22, 2004
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hillbilly tramp stamp

The tan (or burn as the case may be) you get on your back from wearing a t-shirt that is a little too short; preferably, but obviously not exclusively, while working on a farm or garden in KY.
Roweena ended up with a bad case of blistering hillbilly tramp stamp from polishing her trailer hitch in her little sister's Homer Simpson t-shirt.
by MVnJO June 2, 2009
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