Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.
I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.
by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023
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Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging
A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"
by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024
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Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion
"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"
by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022
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Hedging

Those bull dykes are going to be hedging tonight.
by Antonius9633 January 28, 2025
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Hedge bottom

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”
by Kgicusb February 28, 2019
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Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".
It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."
by Jeffy Tranks October 03, 2020
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hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO February 20, 2018
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