Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.

Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!

by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019

chris hedges

biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.

chris hedges is over their! what a cunt

by chris hedges June 2, 2019

Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area

Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya

by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016

preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 2, 2022

to hedge

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt

-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now

by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018

hedge

Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".

Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.

by elitesingle November 10, 2024