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Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade
Stop being such a Coach Hayes
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All In with Chris Hayes

an American news television program that airs weekdays at 8:00 p.m. ET on MSNBC.3 It is hosted by Chris Hayes, who previously hosted Up with Chris Hayes on MSNBC weekends. The show premiered on April 1, 2013
On August 23, 2019, All In with Chris Hayes began experimenting with a series of three, Friday-night editions presented in front of a live studio audience in Studio 6-A
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Brier Hayes

A Fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches
Brier hayes a fatass band kid who pulls 0! Bitches.
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Rutherford B. Hayes

A Respectable, but seldom remembered President. Hayes’s presidency is often blamed for ending reconstruction by a “corrupt bargain”, but despite popular belief, by this point in history Reconstruction was disliked by the American public. Due to these circumstances no matter who won the election of 1876, Whether that be the Progressive Republican candidate, or the Conservative Democratic candidate (this was before the party switch, before the 60’s democrats were largely conservative), Reconstruction would have ended regardless. Another thing of note is that the corrupt bargain that his critics mention had no historical written records, and seems to mostly be based on hearsay.
Person 1: man I cant believe Rutherford B. Hayes cheated to win the election of 1876.
Person 2: erhm, ACKCHYUALLY theres no record of the Compromise of 1877 ever happening!
Person 1: holy shit, fuck off you are so annoying. Why is this even on urban dictionary?
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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
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Hayes

A slim thicc sister that always knows how to werk it. She makes everyone’s days, and is loyal to her friends and family. She loves roblox and Grayson Dolan. She also is so funny that you will never want to stop talking. A Hayes is a QUEEEEEEN.
Wow, ur thicc, you must be a Hayes!
by kitten005 March 3, 2019
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Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

(noun; local landmark of sin and sorrow)

The dirtiest den of broken dreams in West London. Looks like a warehouse from the outside, smells like Red Bull, desperation, and Lynx inside. The place where every mandem’s wages from the month evaporates faster than a shisha coal.

The roster? Fam, it’s chaos. You’ve got:
• Crystal, who’s been “23” since 2007 and still moves like her hips are on furlough.
• Mercedes, fresh from Slovakia, selling £20 dances that last 14 seconds before she asks if you want “VIP.”
• And the legendary Punjabi aunty at the bar who’ll pour your vodka coke like she’s measuring blood pressure - all while clocking your shame.

The mandem - Jags, Teji, and of course Choda - rock up in steel toes after site work, pockets full of crumpled tenners, thinking they’re Floyd Money Mayweather. By 1am they’re all in the booth, Crystal’s sitting on their lap, and someone’s already whispered “fam, don’t tell bhabhi ji.”

Meanwhile, in VIP, Choda whips his cock out mid-lap dance, helicoptering it so hard he knocks over the LED bottle parade. Harpz isn’t even meant to be there but somehow he’s in the corner rubbing his cock to the rhythm of the music playing from the speakers.

By closing time, Teji’s arguing with the bouncer because he spent £400 and only got “one lick and a whiff.” Outside, lads are chain-smoking Marlboro Golds, trying to piece their lives back together before their missus sees the bank statement.
Inhibitions (Hayes Edition)

Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I went Inhibitions last night in Hayes and swear down, it turned into a live-action Punjabi Ploughman’s with glitter.”
by BikBoiCoq September 18, 2025
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