Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

hasanga

If you're having a rough day and need a smile, Hasanga is the type of guy you want to run into. Hasanga has a sparky personality, so he'll transform your mood in a matter of seconds. He will be your ride or die because he will be with you in both happiness and sorrow. When he's near you, he'll crack jokes since his buffoon mouth is constantly ringing like a temple bell. Hasanga is a very trustworthy person. You can be open and talk about anything, including your deepest secrets and he won’t share it with another soul. If you want to talk for hours and need someone to listen to you, then Hasanga is the man! Also, he is very good at giving advice. You might want to kick his butt since he is so direct and will accuse you of making stupid mistakes and urge you to correct them. In his own unique manner, he will adore and love you. Hasanga is kind-hearted, but he can be a monster when he wants to be. Hasanga will constantly encourage you to pursue your dreams. Hasanga, in particular, is a hot/handsome guy. A girl would do anything to have a Hasanga as her soulmate. Everyone needs a Hasanga in their lives and if you have one, you are very lucky; so protect the bond you have with him as if it were a gem.

Hasanga is cute.

by Chumps96 December 6, 2021

reed-hasting

prematurely abandoning an established industry or practice, on the belief that something that is new or cutting-edge will be successful and profitable regardless of its quality or readiness.

Eponym referring to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who spun off the DVDs-by-mail service that had defined his company's success, re-branded it poorly, and retained the Netflix name for online streaming in the belief that it alone was the future of the industry.

It's important that we promote green energy, but we need to stop reed-hasting, or we'll just end up throwing more money at failing companies like Solyndra.

by ChunAsperEndao September 23, 2011

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

Not hating here

What you say before starting a rant.

Totally not hating here but Justin Bieber haircut looks like a mule's genitals.

by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021