Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 26, 2016

Rail Hailing

anal intercourse in the snow, while balancing a fake foot on your eye ball, as your partner shaves your asshole, and it MUST be raining and hailing.

i was rail hailing the shit out the child i was baby sitting, when his parents came home and busted me.

by RailHailerz January 2, 2011

Chocolate Hail

its your shit that comes out of your ass.

Oh man, i feel a chocolate hail storm coming on...

by MAH LAZOR MAN May 24, 2010

hail n9

a wannabe white boy gang

white boy : "bro i just joined hail n9"
whiter white boy: "it's so lit bro"

by biracialbastard March 12, 2017

hailing to the king

Doing something epic in the classiest form possible

"man, im hailing to the king on your mom."

by To kick mickeys ass December 14, 2013

hail seyton

1. a method of internal combustion involving whiskey

2. pee pee powers beyond comprehension

5. holy shit!

hail seyton! HAAAIIILLL!

by hail seyton December 25, 2004

hail-Mary hand-in

Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.

Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.

by schlouk March 6, 2012