Guitarthritis

the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time

"Man my wrists hurt from my guitarthritis"
"You sure its not from jackin' it?"

by Bojangles Mother April 8, 2008

Guitargasm

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.

Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.

by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

guitar solo

what makes metal real metal

most nu metal has no guitar solos (yes, that was a diss)

by zack423 October 1, 2006

guitar

The greatest invention known to man

The guitar is the greatest thing known to man

by Iron Maiden Fan December 26, 2007

grandpas guitars

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.

Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.

by not will hensley December 12, 2007

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

by andrew rules! July 14, 2006

Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"

by Spartiala January 8, 2009