Muddy Gutter

An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.

I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Mud Gutter

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.

I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

Or

Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!

by The Gronk March 2, 2010

hairy gutters

the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .

When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .

that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!

by cesardog11 October 18, 2019

Gut Gutter

The exit of your human toilet system

I've got a massive one coming out of my gut gutter.

by Gutman123 September 5, 2023

gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.

That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.

by Tyrannosaurus.supremo June 24, 2016

runny gutter

Overly Wet Vagina,

Yeah. She had a proper runny gutter, there was pussy juice everywhere

by Onetimeonlyoffer February 19, 2011

gutter hanger

A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.

Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.

by Richard Crews December 5, 2017