gorilla grip

the strongest pussy lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best.

If you find a girl with a gorilla grip, never let her go.

by cowboyemojiyeet July 22, 2020

Mo-grip

The act of a female 'holding in' her male partner at the point of ejaculation against his will- purely for personal financial gain, domestic security and a foothold on the social housing ladder.

"I wasn't wearing a condom and was about to pull out, when she Mo-gripped me. Now I'm a dad, and she has a new flat"

by Glove puppet June 18, 2012

weaver grip

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.

dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!

by francis doodey July 15, 2006

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

gripdick

Adjective. Means awesome, kick-ass, rad, something so fucking sweet you just have to grab your dick and hold on.

We had such a gripdick weekend at Bonarroo, full of drugs, sex, and alcohol

by deusexinternet July 1, 2011

Grip Check

when one fellow male walks up behind and tears the shirt off the man in front of him.

Yo you see tony get absolutely grip checked.
Bro I know he just lost his only good shirt.

by ekirts June 30, 2022

gripperky

gripperky /slov. gríperky/ pochádza zo slova "grippers", v preklade nohe s dlhýma prastama, je skupina tínedžeriek, každá z iného konca sveta, ktoré sa postupne postretávali na táboroch Wačumba ( evolúcia, kone, fantázia /pozn. nie ta CK/ ), definované ako osem tiel s jednou dušou..

dedo: "joooj tote gripperky zasa mi palce dudlajú"
dedo:"máte sedem sekúnd"
someone:"smrdia jej nogy, je to gripperka!!!"
eli:"špinďurka gripperka"

by lojak1100 December 26, 2022