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greg

Don’t get me wrong but some greg’s are nice. Never trust a south african greg though.. He will tear you to peices and lie to your face. Usually targets young females aged 15-16 but he will go for whatever he can get. Be careful. But for all the other greg’s just go for it. Make sure they aren’t South African before though :)
That South African Greg used me and broke my heart
by Mia Dronow October 1, 2018
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Greg

someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.
greg brock
by HUGE BUSH June 23, 2010
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Greg

Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.
I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg
by crabwright July 30, 2008
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Greg

An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.
Gregs are often poligamists
by fed-up-with-it 21 January 12, 2010
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GREG

Grouping of a womans frontal clothing to make it looks like she has a penis
Damn she is so cute..But what the hell is in the front of her dress...Looks like a greg.
by wekillsuckas buddy November 17, 2009
mugGet the GREGmug.

Greg

"Hey, look at that old man who can't talk to anyone"

"Yeah, such a Greg"
by cms1213 June 12, 2013
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Greg

Greg is very annoying
by yeezyking12 January 26, 2018
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