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Greasy emo 

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.
Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*
Greasy emo by its_saturn February 16, 2009

Greasy bagel 

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.
My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.
Greasy bagel by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

Greasy Onion 

Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.
Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.
Greasy Onion by natefun March 15, 2015

greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

greasy neck tour 

The hood tour a chain makes when it gets snatched off your favorite rapper. The chain (on average) touches about 8 goon necks and appears in 5 instagram lives before being sold or returned to the rapper.
YBN Almighty Jay thought he was safe in the trenches, now his chain is going on a greasy neck tour.
greasy neck tour by Mu_fr February 13, 2021

Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.