Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Pull a Gonzo

To go to the bathroom.

As soon as I saw how big that crack rock was, I had to pull a Gonzo

by Jer Abstract December 9, 2011

GONZO

Its when you tuck your dick between ur vut cheeks and have your girlfriend suck it from behind. Like gonzos nose from the muppets.

Hey baby what say ya give me a gonzo!

by RHETT LATHAM January 24, 2020

Leonardo x Gonzo

Leonardo x Gonzo is an amazing hot ship (that should be canon) Leonardo wants to protect Gonzo which is very hot. Gonzo is a bottom and Leonardo da Vinci is a top.

From web toon series One Hundred + One spells. (READ IT)

Wow! Did you see that new Leonardo x Gonzo moment? They're super gay! Definitely enemies to lovers.

by Pookiedoodoopoopiepp November 24, 2021

Gonzo

A word used by Breitbart and Fox News supporters on Twitter. Usually it is directed at BLM tweets or blm supporters.

LequanDarner: " Trump will put the Gonzos where they belong! The Gonzos will never stop farting!"

by The Neo Truth April 12, 2017

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

Gonzos

adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!

So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.

by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022