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Gonaloons

A pair of black four-legged creatures that roam through the woods and occasionally protect homes. They are also scavengers and bring back trophy items to homes they protect.
Don't go too far into the woods; the Gonaloons are out.
by Bremen Ben February 6, 2010
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gonasyphalitus

a disease made of the combination of gonorrhea, syphilis, and proctitus.
When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, resulting in the spread of gonasyphalitus
by gonasyphalitusxx February 27, 2010
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Gonasyphaherpatitis B

The rare and deadly Gonasyphaherpatitis B. The ravages of this illness can lead to decreased mental capacity, severe whorishness, impaired motor and decision making skills, and left untreated, can lead to the even more rare and deadly "Super AIDS".

Most alarmingly, this disease is becoming more prevalent in modern America, and other parts of the world. This is mainly due to one rather powerful side-effect, whereby the disease allows a person to become famous, attractive, and well liked, even if they are ugly, talentless whores.

In 1993, the Hungarian government developed a highly experimental vaccine that showed great promise. It was believed that it could not only protect against contracting Gonasyphaherpatits B, but cure those who had already contracted it as well. Unfortunately, no one who had the disease wanted rid of it, and everyone who didn't have the disease simply objected to using an experimental drug that hadn't been tested on humans.

Since 1993, the number of those infected by Gonasyphaherpatits B has more than tripled.
"Paris Hilton has Gonasyphaherpatitis B."
by Kaj Darkwind May 17, 2010
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gonasyphimonaherpaclaids

A dirty skeeze who has gonorrhea, syphilis, mono, herpes, chlamidia, and AIDS all rolled into one nasty ass STD.
Hey bitch don't fuck with him he has GONASYPHIMONAHERPACLAIDS and they don't make a shot for that. You are just screwed!
by BAd Bitch January 10, 2013
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Gonal

(Pronounced Gone-all)

A mild insult for a nerdy/geeky person, who may be intelligent, but has none or little actual common sense.

Someone who looks or acts in an unintelligent way.
'Wow, he looks like a right Gonal!'

'He has no clue! What a Gonal!'
by Cosmic Kitty May 25, 2012
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Gonatophile

A person who loves knees, or who has a fetish for human knees.

From the Greek GONATOs + PHILE, "Knee" and "Lover of."

Not to be confused with "gonad."
- "Suzy's dress was too long, I couldn't see her knees."

- "What are you, some sort of gonatophile?"
by al-in-chgo November 12, 2015
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Gonadotropin

Gonadotropins are hormones synthesized and released by the anterior pituitary, and act on the gonads (testes and ovaries) to promote production of sex hormones and stimulate production of either sperm or ova. Follicle stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormones (LH) are the main gonadotropins.
The ovary, the presence of antibodies to gonadotropin receptors, or a post.
by LaekIsHere January 7, 2017
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