midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

Gammy gummer

An old women without teeth that enjoys performing oral sex on younger men.

I hooked up with this 68 year old women last night. That gammy gummer can suck a mean DICK!!!

by Word-slinger_9000!! March 23, 2017

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

Braeden goemer

Braeden goemer is a redneck and he likes to send it, he also likes to send nudes... But to guys. He gets sad when someone dates his crush.

Guy: "last night braeden goemer sent me nudes and his pp was small".

by Fredericks daddy March 30, 2019

Dusty gummer

When you’re giving a girl a rim job and she farts in your face.

Billy was giving Jenny a rim job and she gave him a dusty gummer. Some dentists use compressed air Jenny does too

by 5twosstillmaketen February 2, 2020

womp gomper

Racial slur used by internet celebrity Uncle ron

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!

by THE GARRÉ July 25, 2020

the rubber gummer

the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's

keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.

the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways.

by honkytonk23 January 25, 2011