An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!
Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.
by * The Closer * September 20, 2009
Get the Salina Goggles mug.A cousin of beer goggles, but applicable to women. Just as beer goggles make unattractive women desirable to men, money goggles make unattractive men desirable to women. So a man can be a complete, misogynistic pig, but if hes a complete, misogynistic pig with 20 million dollars, women are willing to ignore the fact that he is a complete, misogynistic pig thanks to money goggles.
At first, Mindy hated the dirty, loud asshole at the end of the bar. When she found out he had a fleet of sports cars, a mansion in Florida and a Swiss bank account, she put on her money goggles and was soon fellating him in the back of his Rolls Royce.
by weasel1969 October 2, 2007
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A group of college girls walking through or around campus. Usually found in groups of 3 or more. There is one girl that is the "leader" and controls the groups direction and speed. Decisions proposed by other girls in the group are either confirmed or denied by the "leader". The other girls in the group are ranked by their proximity to the leader. The group travels either in a straight line or V-shaped formation(much like geese). The group is loud and sometimes obnoxious to show their power status and/or to attract attention from males of the same species. They are neither walking to or from class, for their true mission is still unknown.
by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010
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Get the Giggle of gays mug.A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.
For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.
This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.
This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.
a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.
by Skhj March 17, 2010
Get the Smoking Google mug.The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"
by missmuffintop January 17, 2010
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