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Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread their glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Oftentimes contestants will pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over. Almost almost performed from the rear; however, occasionally from a slight side angle.
Phil Heath takes back the olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.
by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021
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Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
by theoxfordcomma September 1, 2012
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glutardish

One who eats a gluten free diet, not because they have celiac disease or a gluten sensitivity but because they heard they can lose weight.

One who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)

One who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, Munchhausen, aka annoying)
Terry: Hey biatch, what be up? You look fantabulous! Whatcha been doin'?

Christina: Ives been gluten free. Ives lost me some hella lbs!

Terry: Damn girl, you don't effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. You's can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of shit that can give you things like sugar diabetes. Gluten free ain't healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.

Christina: Um, okay but when I go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. I gets my way and I am loosing weight.

Terry: Oh hells no! Damn girl, you is glutardish.
by psychnp March 10, 2011
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gluteus maximus

The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.
Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!
by chansroomep82 November 29, 2020
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gluttonous

extremely fat person that consume mass amounts of food in one sitting.
I hate going to the buffet and seeing all these gluttonous bastards
by ClanClan May 19, 2008
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The Glutz

An old cranky arsehole who lives around the corner. He loves his cats way too much, threatens children and kicks innocent women. We're glad he's moving.
"Don't walk on the Glutz's lawn, ITS SUICIDE!"
by Matie & Kitchell October 5, 2008
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GLUTEN

To be used as another word for Drama , Bullshit, Haters
I don't want any more Gluten in my life.

Have a Gluten Free day!!!

You have to get rid of the all the Gluten and life will be better.
by GINA FROM VA October 7, 2012
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